He heard they built it high to keep it safe, but eventually everything falls to invaders and technology. Today he feels welcome in his t-shirt and goofy hat until he overhears a native quip, "If we don't like you, we'll toss you over."
Watch your back. Don't haggle over pottery. The past is not forgotten.
Can you tell a story in exactly 55 words? No need to toss anyone off a cliff - post your tale on the G-Man's site!