Some people tell me they like their pizza cold,
but I say to them I'd rather eat green mold.
But here I am hungry; what am I to do?
Last night's remains; slices equal two.
No oven in my room; can't boil, nuke, or fry.
I have no way to heat pizza...
...or do I?
Write a story in 55 words, then tell the G-Man!