Writings

Writings
Miscellaneous Writings and Musings

Maelstrom

Maelstrom
A genie and her rock band

(Novel and Short Stories)

Steal Tomorrow

Steal Tomorrow
Murder, Mystery, First Love, and the End of the World

(Novel and Short Stories)

My Books and Stories

My Books and Stories
Where to Buy, Read, Download

55 - Pizza Time


Some people tell me they like their pizza cold,
but I say to them I'd rather eat green mold.
But here I am hungry; what am I to do?
Last night's remains; slices equal two.
No oven in my room; can't boil, nuke, or fry.
I have no way to heat pizza...
...or do I?











Write a story in 55 words, then tell the G-Man!

11 comments:

Opal Zushaquon said...

Oh, I don't mind cold pizza. Or cold spaghetti. Or cold hamburgers. Cold eggs, on the other hand, bleah!

May 10, 2013 at 12:23 AM
Alice Audrey said...

LOL!!!

Well, that was ingenious.

May 10, 2013 at 12:50 AM
oldegg said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
oldegg said...

I am glad you found the iron, I had that fear you might sit on it.

May 10, 2013 at 1:06 AM
Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Eew.

I like it cold, too. Pizza, that is. In fact, there's one pizza place that makes a pizza that I hate hot and only like cold.

May 10, 2013 at 5:50 AM
Other Mary said...

Brilliant!

May 10, 2013 at 7:41 AM
Crafty Green Poet said...

that's fun! I like cold pizza, though I prefer it hot!

May 10, 2013 at 8:07 AM
G-Man said...

(Riiiing)
Hello, Bunny's Pizza?
Press me an Extra Large, with Extra Pepperoni...No Starch!
Loved your Pressing 55
Thanks for playing, thanks for your great Idea, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

May 10, 2013 at 9:34 AM
razzamadazzle said...

Very creative! I saw a video once and they showed how they used the iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches when they didn't have a stove.

May 10, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Vanessa V Kilmer said...

I've heard of people sitting on their pizza to warm it up.

May 10, 2013 at 7:34 PM
Doctor FTSE said...

And the iron is more or less the same shape as a slice of pizza. Brilliant.

May 11, 2013 at 1:07 AM